Coconuts

Why are coconuts called coconuts because theres no coco and they are not nuts they should be called milky-things

Joke 28

A pony walked into a pub and said can I have a pint of larger the bar man said I can't understand you so he asked again and the third time of asking the bar man said sorry you are gonna have to go because I can't understand you.

He replied sorry im only a little hoarse!!!!!!