Joke 29

Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Up his sleeveies!!!!!!

Mysterious Ticking Noise

Kinda Catchy!

Coconuts

Why are coconuts called coconuts because theres no coco and they are not nuts they should be called milky-things

Joke 28

A pony walked into a pub and said can I have a pint of larger the bar man said I can't understand you so he asked again and the third time of asking the bar man said sorry you are gonna have to go because I can't understand you.

He replied sorry im only a little hoarse!!!!!!

Joke 27

What do you get when you cross a lake with aleaky boat?

About halfway!

joke 26

Why did the lady blush when she walked past the chicken coop?

She heard fowl language!

Unexpected

Our football team that is St Johns has won the league again but last time it was with a different team but noone new our team would win because we were like in 4th but all the teams above us basically lost so we had a very unexpected win!
(this news was reported from our manager about 2 weeks ago)

Rooks Speciality

Are you intrested in chess because I go to chess at school.

A number of people there do what I call Rooks Speciality, Its an opening that is rubbish.

I'm white there black- d4 a5 nf3 h5 bc4 ra6 kg1 rh6 ba6

As you can see it ends up white exchanging a rook for a bishop 5 for 3 and not being able to castle.
But some people only try and get one out, still its risking a rook.

Joke 25

What did one eye say to the other?
Theres something between us that smells!

Joke 24

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basket ball team?
She kept running away from the ball!

Joke 23

What has 4 legs and goes oom oom?
A cow walking backwards!

Joke 22

Why do bulldogs have flat faces?
by Chaseing parked cars!

Panda Sneeze

When I first heard this clip it made me jump because dad put it on by surprise but its really funny but you must have sound or its not funny!

Joke 21

What did the cat do to the computer?
Eat the mouse!