list of U2 songs I like.

Vertico,you got to get your self together,sometimes you can't make it on your own,The city of blinding lights,Miracle drug,Electrical storm,Discotheque,Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me,Elavation.

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Whats the same as an ant but bigger?An elephant.!!

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If a man vicor is called a vicor a lady ones called a vicoret.!

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Why's six scared of seven ? Because seven ate nine!

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Knock knock who's there docter docter who you just said it.

I'M HUNGRY

On the 25 of august after I was sick . I got so very hungry because my dad was not letting me eat anything . He always said have a drink I always said I am full for drinks and he was never letting me eat anything . I got very angry with him. He kept on trying to make me drink some squash and I kept saying I'm hungry not thirsty.

I'M SICK!!!!

I was sick on the 25 of august. It all started with diarier.So I went to mums room and said I have got sloppy poo. Then I went down stairs and watched the tele. When I was watching tele I had a tummy ache . So I switched off the tele and went up stairs and said I'm hungry . At last I had breakfast went up stairs into my room and then I felt sick so I went in the bathroom and suddenly I flooded the bathroom with sick.!!

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is'nt it funny that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I like this film because all the children who got a golden ticket and got into the factory got into mischief except for Charlie.

Charlie lived in a poor family with his mum, dad and elderly grandparents, near the biggest chocolate factory in the world. Willy Wonka was the owner of the factory. Because he wanted somebody to look after the factory, he gave out five golden tickes, hidden in chocolate wrappers. None of the children were very nice, except for Charlie, and they all came to sticky ends.

I liked it when Willy Wonka kept crashing into the great glass elevator because he didn't see it. I also thought it was funny when Mike Teavee travelled by television and got smaller.

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In London it is best to walk around not drive because theres lots of traffic jams.

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bulls dont charge at red they charge at sudden moves.

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if you kill a fly more will come for its funeral.

Joke 1

There was a dog who was cross eyed so the owner took him to the vet and the vet picked him up and said I've got to put him down. The owner of the dog said you can't do that he's only cross eyed and the vet said but he's too heavy.

Madagascar

I like this film because it’s funny. There were four animals that lived in a zoo in New York and were tooken to Madagascar. So they met other animals by fighting the fooza . The four animals wanted to know the way back to New York. Alex (the lion) saw all the animals as steak so Marty said to Alex do we look like steak and Alex said yes. That was because he was hungary(VERY)! Alex even tried to eat Marty’s bottom then he was very embarresed. Once the penguins came with the boat and the four animals got on it. One penguin said shall we tell them the boats ran of fuel. Another said no just smile and wave.

The Secret Seven by Enid Blyton

I like this book because of it has fantastic adventures. At the greenhouse (the normal setting) Peter and Jane were thinking about doing another s.s. meeting. So they wrote some letters to the members. They replied and said can or might be able to come. The adventures are like finding a member of the s.s. like finding Jack because they did not know what had happened to him.Another thing they have adventures with is people who are criminals they told the police about like this one. Four people who did things with trains by making the trains go the wrong way. When they were done with the police celebrated and said the Secret Seven are the best society ever.