Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film rated 12a

Once there was a fire at a place called the riddle house. So the caretaker went to the riddle house and went up the stairs.Then he turned his tourch off and a snake slithered into the room. Then the snake started talking to somone else called wormtail. Then wormtail saw the caretaker and the snake said " get out of my way to get a closer look". Then he said" Avada-Kerdavrer" then the caretaker was dead! Then Hermione woke Harry up for the Quidditch match (a game on brooms).

(if you want to know what happens next see the film or read the book.)

A walk in the woods

In the wood you see sun shining through the trees,
there might be some honey bees,
brown leaves,yellow and green and flowers,
there might be showers,
squelchy mud,wet and dry,
trunks or stems both all sizes,
people with dogs all different breeds,
and just remember to feel the breeze!

By Joel

Some Times You Can't Make it on Your Own

By Joel

The Jedi return

By Joel

Joke 5

Will you remeber me in a day? (yes or no)
Will you in a month? (yes or no)
Will you in a year ( yes or no)
Will you in a century? (yes or no)
Will you in a Millenium? (yes or no)
If yes Knock Knock.( Whos there) You have forgoten me already!

Vertico

By Joel

City of Blinding Lights

Fact4

If you put your arms next to other poeples if your arms go further than theres your bigger than them!!!!

Herbie fully loaded!(film)

I like this film because it is about a sports car that can drive itself!!!!!

Once there was a car that a man named Max but in the newspaper it said about all the accidents that had happend!!

So Max took Herbie to the dump.One day a girl went to the dump to get a car.

First looked at a diffrent sports car then she looked at another car then she found herbie!

Then she went to this place to clean it after that she went for a ride and they even did loads of tricks and she was not even driving! The car took them to a car fair because scratched the best persons car they had to race the best person!!!!!!

(If you want to find out what happens need to watch the film)

list of U2 songs I like.

Vertico,you got to get your self together,sometimes you can't make it on your own,The city of blinding lights,Miracle drug,Electrical storm,Discotheque,Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me,Elavation.

Joke4

Whats the same as an ant but bigger?An elephant.!!

Funny thing2

If a man vicor is called a vicor a lady ones called a vicoret.!

Joke3

Why's six scared of seven ? Because seven ate nine!

Joke2

Knock knock who's there docter docter who you just said it.

I'M HUNGRY

On the 25 of august after I was sick . I got so very hungry because my dad was not letting me eat anything . He always said have a drink I always said I am full for drinks and he was never letting me eat anything . I got very angry with him. He kept on trying to make me drink some squash and I kept saying I'm hungry not thirsty.

I'M SICK!!!!

I was sick on the 25 of august. It all started with diarier.So I went to mums room and said I have got sloppy poo. Then I went down stairs and watched the tele. When I was watching tele I had a tummy ache . So I switched off the tele and went up stairs and said I'm hungry . At last I had breakfast went up stairs into my room and then I felt sick so I went in the bathroom and suddenly I flooded the bathroom with sick.!!

Funny thing1

is'nt it funny that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I like this film because all the children who got a golden ticket and got into the factory got into mischief except for Charlie.

Charlie lived in a poor family with his mum, dad and elderly grandparents, near the biggest chocolate factory in the world. Willy Wonka was the owner of the factory. Because he wanted somebody to look after the factory, he gave out five golden tickes, hidden in chocolate wrappers. None of the children were very nice, except for Charlie, and they all came to sticky ends.

I liked it when Willy Wonka kept crashing into the great glass elevator because he didn't see it. I also thought it was funny when Mike Teavee travelled by television and got smaller.

fact3

In London it is best to walk around not drive because theres lots of traffic jams.

Fact2

bulls dont charge at red they charge at sudden moves.

Fact1

if you kill a fly more will come for its funeral.

Joke 1

There was a dog who was cross eyed so the owner took him to the vet and the vet picked him up and said I've got to put him down. The owner of the dog said you can't do that he's only cross eyed and the vet said but he's too heavy.

Madagascar

I like this film because it’s funny. There were four animals that lived in a zoo in New York and were tooken to Madagascar. So they met other animals by fighting the fooza . The four animals wanted to know the way back to New York. Alex (the lion) saw all the animals as steak so Marty said to Alex do we look like steak and Alex said yes. That was because he was hungary(VERY)! Alex even tried to eat Marty’s bottom then he was very embarresed. Once the penguins came with the boat and the four animals got on it. One penguin said shall we tell them the boats ran of fuel. Another said no just smile and wave.

The Secret Seven by Enid Blyton

I like this book because of it has fantastic adventures. At the greenhouse (the normal setting) Peter and Jane were thinking about doing another s.s. meeting. So they wrote some letters to the members. They replied and said can or might be able to come. The adventures are like finding a member of the s.s. like finding Jack because they did not know what had happened to him.Another thing they have adventures with is people who are criminals they told the police about like this one. Four people who did things with trains by making the trains go the wrong way. When they were done with the police celebrated and said the Secret Seven are the best society ever.

COOL! by Michael Morpurgo

I like this book because of the suspence. Its about a boy who was told to walk his dog (Lucky) and the gate was open. So Lucky ran of in to the road that ment that Robbie had to run after him. Then a car came and made Robbie in a coma! They had to take him to hospital. So people had to find out ways to wake him up such as Zola (a Chelsea player) coming round to the hospital. Zola gave Robbie his old Chelsea kit. When he wakes up he had free tickets to see the match at Stamford bridge (Chelsea stadium). After the match everybody went off pitch but Zola went back on with Robbie and Lucky and they were showing off there skills.