Joke 19

How do chairs get around?
On there legs!

Joke 18

Why didn't the skelington cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it!!

Dr.who quiz 2

Who is known as the tin dog???
1.Micky
2.Rose
3.K-9




Who is the cyber controller???
1.Ricky
2.Lumic
3.Jackie PARRALEL





Who is the fourth dr???
1.Christifer Ecclesdon
2.Tom baker
3.Patrick Throuton




What does Toby have all over him?
1.love hearts
2.flees
3.Impossibly old writing





How many times did they mention torchwood?
1.10
2.9
3.8




Whats the name of Jakes gang?
1.Preachers
2.Jakes gang
3.Perchers





What corperation destroyed the sycorax ship?
1.MI5
2.Torchwood
3.The doctor




Who says "IT IS DEFENDED HA HA HA"?
1.The Doctor
2.Rose
3.Mickey





What is the name of the boss of Torchwood?
1.Josefine Hartman
2.Yvonne Hartman
3.Blon Hartman




Who is the dr's asistant in seiries 3?
1.Freeda Angeeman
2.Billie Piper
3.Martha Jones

joke 17

What do frogs and toads drink?
Croaka cola!

joke16

Whens the best time to say oh?
In the middle of a yu-gi-oh match

joke 15

Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the shortcuts!

joke 14

Knock knock
whos there
Bryon
Bryon who?
Bryon my new suit!

joke 13

What is a ghosts favourite bird?
A scare crow!

Joke12

What is a teachers favourite meal?

A take away!!!

Joke11

Where are husky dogs trained?

In mush rooms!!!

joke10

There was a primary school teacher and he was new to the school .To be nice he came up to 3 girls he went and asked them there names.Girl 1: My name is Daisy. Teacher:Thats a nice name why are you called that?Girl1: When I was in my mums tummy a daisy fell on it.Teacher:Thats nice.Girl2:My name is Buttercup.Teacher:Why are you called that.Girl2:When I was in my mums tummy a buttercup fell on it.Narater: When he went up to the last one she was slightly damaged.Teacher:Whats your name?

joke9

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

pork chop!!!

joke 8

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!!

joke 7

Why did Micky mouse go into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!!!

So you Think you Know the England team (football)

Here is a picture of the England team.



See if you can awnswer these questions.

1) Who plays in right Middfield?
a)Beckham
b) Rooney
c)J . Cole



2)Which sub is faster than T.Henry?
a)Crouch
b)Hargreaves
c)Walcott



3)What injury did Roony have that made him not play the first matches of the World cup 06?
a) Broken Meditarsle
b) strained Ankle
c) broken Leg



4)Who scored the first goal against Sweedon in the world cup 06?
a)Rooney
b)Owen
c)J.Cole



5) What is Englands Managers name?
a)Olonso
b)David
c)Sven


6) Which 3 are all goal keepers?
a)Robinson,James,Green
b)Green,Robinson,Ferdinand
c)Rooney,Beckham,Owen


7)Who is the tallest in the team including subs?
a)Neville
b)Crouch
c)Rooney


8)What year did England win the world cup?
a)2002
b)1994
c)1966


9)Has Beckham had a strait red card in the world cup before?
a)yes
b)no
c)no but he has had two yellows


10)What is the teams nick name?
a)The tigers
b)The leapods
c)The lions

camping on the cbc week end away

On Friday the 14th of July 2006 My family went camping. We camped next to one of my best friends it was realy fun. When we got there we were late for dinner but we were lucky we went in my friends car and we were watching dr.who on the portabal dvd player with surround sound speakers straped on the chair in front it had two monitors one for the back two seats and one for the middle three. But the whole of it was not about a portabal dvd player. when we got there the tent was already ready, so we went to unpack and have dinner I barley had anything.After that I went to the sports hall , and did I mention the code they change about every month(the sports hall was easy I know it off by heart),with my friends it was great playing footy for ages(30 minutes). A few minutes later we went to the meeting about the rules. After that I went to the sports hall with all the adults and ofcouse my friends we had a 30 mins match of football my team won.Next I went to bed and it was freezing.On the 2nd day I quickly got changed remembering how cold it was. When I looked outside people were already out there but I woke up earlier than my whole family. So when they woke up I did my teeth and face and played in the sports hall with my friends. At 8:00 I had breakfast it was 10/10 % great food,the next activity was a morning meeting but I didn't see that we got to go out of the meeting to the park.
After that guess what we went to the sports hall.Minutes later we had lunch it was delicios meat I wanted the recipe.Then there was the concert my sister did stuff like the song she made up and I did a concerto in b miner when it finished it was a late finish. Mins later we went to the sports hall with the adults. Next of couse I did my teeth and went to bed this time it wasn't quite so cold but still cold.So ofcouse in the morning I woke up before my family and got changed and went to do my teeth and only two people in the sports hall me and another friend. After a while it was breakfast at 8:30 it was nice again. mins later we went to the sports hall for the normal time when we came out we were packed and ready to go and when we went home I went in my friends car both monitors in the middle we didn't watch dr.who because of the younge one in the back but we watched Danny the champion of the world and had a coca cola zero.When I got home my friend came round and we played pro evolotion soccer 5 and won the Euro cup.!!!!

Quoting Quiz dr.who (David Tennant sieries2)

Who says...

1) hit me hit me hit me with my rythem stick its good to be a loonatick.
a) queen Victoria
b) the dr
c)Harriot Jones


2)its not a natural phenomenom.
a) Toby
b) Rose
c)Mickey



3)Harriot Jones priminister
a) Rinette
B)the face of boe
c)Harriot Jones



4)goodbye trampoline hello blondy.
a)cassandra
b)sisters of plenitude
c)k9



5)for the planet.
a) sycorax and the dr
b)sarah Jane Smith and Rose
c)k9 and Jackie Tyler



6)hungrrrrryyyyyy
a)krillitane
b)wire
c)clockwork killer



7)we could work together cybermen and daleks
a)daleks
b)Adam
c)cybermen



8)a spaceship on my first go.
a)Mickey
b)chip
c)face of boe


9) try me
a)Rose
b) sarah Jane Smith
c)dalek


10)oh its you your my friend because you are thick thickety thick thick thick from thick town thickania and sos your dad.
a)clockwork killer
b)the dr
c)Rose

joke6

What did Adam say to Eve at Christmas?
Its Christmas Eve!

My inventions before 2006 (none are made)

1) Flying car
2) The Millenium Starship- latest
3) Water missile
4) Water missile launcher
5) UGPS (Ultra-GPS - it tells you where people who you've put in are as well - like the Marauder's Map in Harry Potter)
6) (Normal) Car (biggest and fastest) Zonda
7) Laser lock
8) Protector droid
9) Super NA engine
10) The anything droid
11) Ultra GBASP

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film rated 12a

Once there was a fire at a place called the riddle house. So the caretaker went to the riddle house and went up the stairs.Then he turned his tourch off and a snake slithered into the room. Then the snake started talking to somone else called wormtail. Then wormtail saw the caretaker and the snake said " get out of my way to get a closer look". Then he said" Avada-Kerdavrer" then the caretaker was dead! Then Hermione woke Harry up for the Quidditch match (a game on brooms).

(if you want to know what happens next see the film or read the book.)