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Sunday, January 11, 2009

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My Favourite Car!(Bugatti Veyron)

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

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Energy Savers for everyone (several reasons against them)

As you probably know the they have resently banned the normal lightbulbs from shop but energy savers aren't all that good. First the name defys what they really are, they might save energy at home but when they are made they use more energy than any other type of light bulb (they didn't have that in the arguement against banning them but it's true). Secondly my sister keeps saying her one starts really dim then after a long time of waiting it gets brighter. So lots of energy for 1 rubbish dim lightbulb. Thirdly but most importantly, some people are allergic to the stuff in the energy savers, so they won't be able to ever put one in. So it's basically a non-energysaver lightbulb that is really dim and some people can't touch them!!!!

P.S. If you're Gordon Brown reading this and didn't know any of thes things then a Secondry school kid knows three more reasons why not to ban proper lightbulbs that save more energy than energy savers!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Star Wars Battle front the ultimate battle

Has anyone played Battlefront 1/2? well I have and I've noticed a problem, it will be more fun if you make ships and fly everywhere and not leave battlefield until you are at the edge of the galaxy so me and my friend are planning to make Battle front the ultimate battle and make cash it will be produced by the people who make battlefront......

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Runescape

The thing with Runescape is that you can like it for a bit and then not play it and then play it again but when youve completed all the quests you can do it gets boring but im a member but it still gets boring as i can get all the money in the world of runescape and then its boring

Facebook

Its unfair my sister gets facebook and waits about a year and a half less than me this 13 rule Sucks

Im going to Warlingham School now

I started at Warlingham school a few weeks ago and the idiotic teachers waited to give us homework all in a big clump so basically the idiotic teachers gave us 11 hours of homework half of which was given to us on the wrong day in fact it was ment to be given in that day!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Joke 29

Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Up his sleeveies!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

Coconuts

Why are coconuts called coconuts because theres no coco and they are not nuts they should be called milky-things

Joke 28

A pony walked into a pub and said can I have a pint of larger the bar man said I can't understand you so he asked again and the third time of asking the bar man said sorry you are gonna have to go because I can't understand you.

He replied sorry im only a little hoarse!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Joke 27

What do you get when you cross a lake with aleaky boat?

About halfway!

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Why did the lady blush when she walked past the chicken coop?

She heard fowl language!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Unexpected

Our football team that is St Johns has won the league again but last time it was with a different team but noone new our team would win because we were like in 4th but all the teams above us basically lost so we had a very unexpected win!
(this news was reported from our manager about 2 weeks ago)

Rooks Speciality

Are you intrested in chess because I go to chess at school.

A number of people there do what I call Rooks Speciality, Its an opening that is rubbish.

I'm white there black- d4 a5 nf3 h5 bc4 ra6 kg1 rh6 ba6

As you can see it ends up white exchanging a rook for a bishop 5 for 3 and not being able to castle.
But some people only try and get one out, still its risking a rook.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Joke 25

What did one eye say to the other?
Theres something between us that smells!

Joke 24

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basket ball team?
She kept running away from the ball!

Joke 23

What has 4 legs and goes oom oom?
A cow walking backwards!

Joke 22

Why do bulldogs have flat faces?
by Chaseing parked cars!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Panda Sneeze

When I first heard this clip it made me jump because dad put it on by surprise but its really funny but you must have sound or its not funny!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Joke 21

What did the cat do to the computer?
Eat the mouse!

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Make up words

Once When I got bored at someones house I Went with my dad to the Kitchen to make up words with the magnetic letters on the fridge Then one of my sisters joined in.
These are the words and deffinitions:


Toogle: A peice of grass that can go mouldy.
Pawjox: Another word for a game console.
Mullock: Wine and beer mixed together.
Yodge: Door stopper.
Strone: A really powerful light bulb.
Mutirox: A brand name for medicine that is radium tetroxide suspension.
Riton: A rhino that lost its horn in battle.
Yobilocta: A farewell or benediction.
Jonoxen: A super heated gas oven
Tidocalm: A really still pond.
Dikod: Two manuscripts of the same decimal.
Yokent: The property of being joined together.
Tenoyon: A one person paddling boat.
Kadom: A large amount of food.
Clodent: Hung up.
Voke: To call out when not ment to.
Magby: A Millenium calender.
Gamrod: A stick for clearing blockages.
Kontoc: A silent clock.


But theres also a game called the dictionary game where someone makes up a word and thinks of a deffinition and the others work out what it could mean then they call out their answer and if they get it right and someone votes them the voter gets a go etc.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Doctor Who Advent Quiz

Q1: Which Captain did Rose and the Doctor meet in World War 2?
Captain John, Captain Jack or Captain Harkness?

Q2: Which city did Margaret Slitheen plan to destroy using a nuclear reactor?
Cardiff, Birmingham or London?

Q3: Which alien race took part in the Christmas Invasion?
Slitheen, Sycorax or Autons?

Q4: Which silver creatures were originally human but replaced their bodies with machinery?
Daleks, Cyberman or Robot Spiders?

Q5: Which small blue alien was a guest at the End of the World?
Jabe, Cassandra or the Moxx of Ballhoon?

Q6: On which planet do dogs have no noses?
Raxacoricofallapotorius, Barcelona or Clom?

Q7: What is Rose's surname?
Harkness, Tyler or Smith?

Q8: What is the name of Rose's boyfriend?
Jake Simmonds, Pete Tyler or Micky Smith?

Q9:Which creature controlled the shop window dummies that tried to conquer the Earth?
Nestene Consciousness, Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe or Emperor
Dalek?

Q10: What happened to the Doctor when he absorbed the Time Vortex?
He got knocked out, he flew away or he regenerated?

Q11: What was the name of the robot dog that used to travel with the Doctor?
K9, Rusty or Dash?

Q12: Which famous author did the Doctor and Rose meet in Cardiff 1869?
Charles Dickens, Beatrix Potter or Russel T. Davies?

Q13: Which century is Captain Jack from?
20th century, 21st century or 51st century?

Q14: What is the name of the device that allows the TARDIS to look like a Police Box?
Chameleon Curcuit, Emotional Inhibitor or Bad Wolf Industries?

Q15: What is the name of Rose's father?
Pete Tyler, Jack Tyler or Jack Harkness?

Q16: What race does the Doctor belong to?
Human, Time Lord or Gelth Confederation?

Q17: What does TARDIS stand for?
Time After Relatives Die in Stations, Try And Revise Dead in Streets or Time And Relative
Dimensions In Space?

Q18: Who is the last survivor of the Human Race?
Rose Tyler, Cassandra O'Brien or Chip?

Q19: What message did Rose send throughout time?
Torchwood, Bad Wolf or Satellite 5?

Q20: What did the Editor call the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe?
Max, Freddie or Jagra?

Q21: Which evil creatures fought against the Time Lords in the Time War?
Daleks, Cybermen or Pilotfish?

Q22: Where do the Slitheen come from?
Clom, Raxacoricofallapotorius or Skaro?

Q23: What is the name of Rose's mother?
Jackie Tyler, Claire Smith or Jackie Harkness?

Q24: Who became Prime Minister after helping to defeat the Slitheen invasion?
Cassandra O'Brien, Rose Tyler or Harriet Jones?


PS I got this off my Doctor Who Advent Calendar

Friday, December 22, 2006

Joke 20

What do you call a car doing the limbo?
A Limbozine!

Joke 19

How do chairs get around?
On there legs!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Joke 18

Why didn't the skelington cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it!!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Dr.who quiz 2

Who is known as the tin dog???
1.Micky
2.Rose
3.K-9




Who is the cyber controller???
1.Ricky
2.Lumic
3.Jackie PARRALEL





Who is the fourth dr???
1.Christifer Ecclesdon
2.Tom baker
3.Patrick Throuton




What does Toby have all over him?
1.love hearts
2.flees
3.Impossibly old writing





How many times did they mention torchwood?
1.10
2.9
3.8




Whats the name of Jakes gang?
1.Preachers
2.Jakes gang
3.Perchers





What corperation destroyed the sycorax ship?
1.MI5
2.Torchwood
3.The doctor




Who says "IT IS DEFENDED HA HA HA"?
1.The Doctor
2.Rose
3.Mickey





What is the name of the boss of Torchwood?
1.Josefine Hartman
2.Yvonne Hartman
3.Blon Hartman




Who is the dr's asistant in seiries 3?
1.Freeda Angeeman
2.Billie Piper
3.Martha Jones

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

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What do frogs and toads drink?
Croaka cola!

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Whens the best time to say oh?
In the middle of a yu-gi-oh match

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Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the shortcuts!

joke 14

Knock knock
whos there
Bryon
Bryon who?
Bryon my new suit!

joke 13

What is a ghosts favourite bird?
A scare crow!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Joke12

What is a teachers favourite meal?

A take away!!!

Joke11

Where are husky dogs trained?

In mush rooms!!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

joke10

There was a primary school teacher and he was new to the school .To be nice he came up to 3 girls he went and asked them there names.Girl 1: My name is Daisy. Teacher:Thats a nice name why are you called that?Girl1: When I was in my mums tummy a daisy fell on it.Teacher:Thats nice.Girl2:My name is Buttercup.Teacher:Why are you called that.Girl2:When I was in my mums tummy a buttercup fell on it.Narater: When he went up to the last one she was slightly damaged.Teacher:Whats your name?

joke9

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

pork chop!!!

joke 8

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!!

joke 7

Why did Micky mouse go into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!!!

Monday, July 24, 2006

So you Think you Know the England team (football)

Here is a picture of the England team.



See if you can awnswer these questions.

1) Who plays in right Middfield?
a)Beckham
b) Rooney
c)J . Cole



2)Which sub is faster than T.Henry?
a)Crouch
b)Hargreaves
c)Walcott



3)What injury did Roony have that made him not play the first matches of the World cup 06?
a) Broken Meditarsle
b) strained Ankle
c) broken Leg



4)Who scored the first goal against Sweedon in the world cup 06?
a)Rooney
b)Owen
c)J.Cole



5) What is Englands Managers name?
a)Olonso
b)David
c)Sven


6) Which 3 are all goal keepers?
a)Robinson,James,Green
b)Green,Robinson,Ferdinand
c)Rooney,Beckham,Owen


7)Who is the tallest in the team including subs?
a)Neville
b)Crouch
c)Rooney


8)What year did England win the world cup?
a)2002
b)1994
c)1966


9)Has Beckham had a strait red card in the world cup before?
a)yes
b)no
c)no but he has had two yellows


10)What is the teams nick name?
a)The tigers
b)The leapods
c)The lions

Monday, July 17, 2006

camping on the cbc week end away

On Friday the 14th of July 2006 My family went camping. We camped next to one of my best friends it was realy fun. When we got there we were late for dinner but we were lucky we went in my friends car and we were watching dr.who on the portabal dvd player with surround sound speakers straped on the chair in front it had two monitors one for the back two seats and one for the middle three. But the whole of it was not about a portabal dvd player. when we got there the tent was already ready, so we went to unpack and have dinner I barley had anything.After that I went to the sports hall , and did I mention the code they change about every month(the sports hall was easy I know it off by heart),with my friends it was great playing footy for ages(30 minutes). A few minutes later we went to the meeting about the rules. After that I went to the sports hall with all the adults and ofcouse my friends we had a 30 mins match of football my team won.Next I went to bed and it was freezing.On the 2nd day I quickly got changed remembering how cold it was. When I looked outside people were already out there but I woke up earlier than my whole family. So when they woke up I did my teeth and face and played in the sports hall with my friends. At 8:00 I had breakfast it was 10/10 % great food,the next activity was a morning meeting but I didn't see that we got to go out of the meeting to the park.
After that guess what we went to the sports hall.Minutes later we had lunch it was delicios meat I wanted the recipe.Then there was the concert my sister did stuff like the song she made up and I did a concerto in b miner when it finished it was a late finish. Mins later we went to the sports hall with the adults. Next of couse I did my teeth and went to bed this time it wasn't quite so cold but still cold.So ofcouse in the morning I woke up before my family and got changed and went to do my teeth and only two people in the sports hall me and another friend. After a while it was breakfast at 8:30 it was nice again. mins later we went to the sports hall for the normal time when we came out we were packed and ready to go and when we went home I went in my friends car both monitors in the middle we didn't watch dr.who because of the younge one in the back but we watched Danny the champion of the world and had a coca cola zero.When I got home my friend came round and we played pro evolotion soccer 5 and won the Euro cup.!!!!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Quoting Quiz dr.who (David Tennant sieries2)

Who says...

1) hit me hit me hit me with my rythem stick its good to be a loonatick.
a) queen Victoria
b) the dr
c)Harriot Jones


2)its not a natural phenomenom.
a) Toby
b) Rose
c)Mickey



3)Harriot Jones priminister
a) Rinette
B)the face of boe
c)Harriot Jones



4)goodbye trampoline hello blondy.
a)cassandra
b)sisters of plenitude
c)k9



5)for the planet.
a) sycorax and the dr
b)sarah Jane Smith and Rose
c)k9 and Jackie Tyler



6)hungrrrrryyyyyy
a)krillitane
b)wire
c)clockwork killer



7)we could work together cybermen and daleks
a)daleks
b)Adam
c)cybermen



8)a spaceship on my first go.
a)Mickey
b)chip
c)face of boe


9) try me
a)Rose
b) sarah Jane Smith
c)dalek


10)oh its you your my friend because you are thick thickety thick thick thick from thick town thickania and sos your dad.
a)clockwork killer
b)the dr
c)Rose

Saturday, January 21, 2006

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What did Adam say to Eve at Christmas?
Its Christmas Eve!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

My inventions before 2006 (none are made)

1) Flying car
2) The Millenium Starship- latest
3) Water missile
4) Water missile launcher
5) UGPS (Ultra-GPS - it tells you where people who you've put in are as well - like the Marauder's Map in Harry Potter)
6) (Normal) Car (biggest and fastest) Zonda
7) Laser lock
8) Protector droid
9) Super NA engine
10) The anything droid
11) Ultra GBASP